Monday, July 30, 2007

French Women...

"The average French women is naked 34% of the time" - Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 3

I wonder if this is true...... :)

Sunday, July 29, 2007

171 Starbucks in 24hrs!!!

Ok just when you think the world is full of weird people, here's one more to add to the list.

This guy visited all 171 Starbucks in the Manhattan area in 24hrs, shooting the whole process himself with a videocam and on a bicycle.

Apparently he makes a purchase at every single outlet and consumes every purchase!! Hahahha if you are wondering what happens when you have so much caffeine in a day, go watch the video from his website from the link below!!!

Mark Malkoff Takes the Starbucks Challenge .:. Watch the Video!

Busy busy...

Well... have been busy on the net with the search for another dark/black theme for my windows xp. I think I've found it!!! A little more tweaking and I'll post a screenshot!!! :P

Here's a joke I came across during the countless hours of surfing the web for the past few days!! :)

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.So, I figure if I have to roll my own.......... so does she."



Thursday, July 26, 2007

I Agree With Ellen....

A quote from Ellen Degeneres in the Ellen Show, which I agree wholeheartedly!!!!!

"The brakes are not there for you to exercise your calf muscles!! If you like to stop (your vehicle) that often, GO TAKE A BUS!!!! They stop VERY OFTEN!!!!!"

Yes!!!! If you can't drive properly at least have the courtesy to stay at the left lane!!!!! DO NOT HOG THE RIGHT LANE WITH YOUR PATHETIC "SKILLS" AND INCESSANT BRAKE STEPPING!!!!!


Top 5 Useful Items You Never Knew You Could Print Out

So you thought everything's in electronic form and everything can be done online? :P What else do you print other than photos and emails?

Check out the link below. It shows you some stuff that you can print out which is actually useful.

Top 5 Useful Items You Never Knew You Could Print Out

(BTW, I'm printing quite a bit of the Sudoku puzzles from one of the sites for myself and some of my friends :P)

Our Favourite Photo (Edited) :)


Hehehehehe.... Did a little editing on our favourite pic.....


Wednesday, July 25, 2007

My BB.... :)

Just a small note to my BB....

When I keep seeing her trying to log on her MSN from home because of a problem with the wireless router, I felt so touched suddenly. I know she's trying her best to get online to be able to online with me so that we can video chat with each other.


Hahahaha.... BB... I'm very touched ooo..... dunno why suddenly feel this way, but thanks for everything ooo... and Happy Anniversary!!! .(By the way, the photo above was taken in my room when BB was back during last weekend.)


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Kids in 3000 - Jim Benton




Cute? Jim Benton is a renown artist and writer who creates a lot of cute stuffs! The latest range should be the It's Happy Bunny. He also has a best selling book titled "Dear Dumb Diary". Please visit his website to see more of his creations.

[EDIT] These are actually animated gifs but I dunno why they are not "animated" on the blog itself. :P If you download them and view on your PC you will see that they ARE animated!!! :)

[EDIT] Hahahahah finally got the animated gifs to work!!!!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Quit Smoking - Day 35!!!!!! & other

35!!!! Yes!!!! That's how many days since I last had the rolled up tobacco with smoke and smell infusing into my lungs and the atmosphere!!!

I must be proud of myself! Yes, because the last time I "quit" was when I was smoking like 10 sticks a day. This time I cold turkey-ed from average of 20+ sticks a day!!! ACHIEVEMENT la!!!! :P

However I must admit that I'm no saint. There are times when I really felt like "stealing" a stick here, a puff there. Sometimes I have to virtually slap myself to get the idea of lighting up again out of my head!!!!

The last time I mentioned that the true test might be when I go drinking. And I AM proud and happy to announce that I DID have a drinking session during my Melaka trip, and with a smoker at that. BUT I did not light up!!!! I think partly because my BB was there anyway. HAHAHAHA!!! Want to curi curi also cannot!!!!! LOL!!! But seriously, I did not have the urge to smoke that night. Rather, sometimes the cravings and urges are much stronger even without any alcohol in my system. Looks like the "brothers" of alcohol and nicotine are finally no more in my system!!!! :P

And on another topic of interest..... I read this in Saturday's (I think) The Star.

It has been proven in a study of 2000 people that circumcision DEceases the chances of contracting the HIV virus by 40%!!!!!! LOL!!! While the study confirms this statistically, they have yet to find a clinical explanation for this. If I remembered correctly, they cited 2 possibilities.

  1. the foreskin increases the chance of abrasion during intercourse and thus increases the chance of an open wound for the HIV virus to enter the system
  2. the "dunno what - cannot remember" layer of the foreskin is made of "something" cells that makes it easier for the HIV virus to attach to.
So for the sexually active and promiscuous guys out there, mau potong tak????? LOL!!!



My Favourite Photo


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Originally uploaded by Steventsc
This was taken with my BB during my trip to KL and is by far the photo I like most.

Both of us looked nice and the photo can be rotated left or right and it still looks nice!! :D

Sunday, July 22, 2007

My New Webcam!!



Since I was at KL the past week, I had to visit Plaza Low Yat to see if there's anything I could buy!!! :D And indeed I came across quite a good buy for something I've always wanted. Its a webcam!!!






I was debating between this and the new Microsoft webcam model V-1000. The Microsoft has only 0.3 megapixel (640x480) while this can go up to 0.48 megapixel (800x600). But the Microsoft model had built in mic if I remembered correctly, while this had free headset and mic.


Pricing was also different as the Microsoft was RM99 while this V-Gear was on sale for RM59!! The other webcam on sale was a Creative... can't remember the model, but also 0.3 megapixel but no built in mic or free headphones. Price was RM49 and it had a 2 year warranty. Could only compare the video quality between the Creative and V-Gear and both are about the same. So I chose the V-Gear as it had the free earphone and mic and it looks cooler!!! :P


What has Linpeh done????

Got this through my email from my BB. So darn funny that I almost died!!! Enjoy!!!

That day I go up north with Linpeh to Ipoh to eat Taugeh chicken lice,
then on the way kambing back to KL he suddenly shouted ...

Linpeh : OI!!! STOPPTHE CAR!!!
Me : What??!!
Linpeh : STOP THE CAR!!!
Me : HERE? In the middle of nowhere? you crazy??!!! no way!
Linpeh : Stop the car or i will shit in your car!
Me : MCH!!! ok ok I stop!!! I stop!!! Stop where ?
Linpeh : There! u see the bush there?
Me : Ok ok now get the outta my car and go shit in the bush!

Linpeh jumped outta my car and run as fast as he could into the bush
while i stay in the car and wait for him to finish his business ....

A few minits later my phone ring ... I see see its Linpeh.

Me : Halo! You shit that time need to chat with someone only can come out izzit?
Linpeh : Oi! Your car got tissue paper anot?
Me : Tarak! Sand paper u ngam anot?
Linpeh : Mahai dun play!!
Me : Really tarak wan leh! In my boot there really got sand paper wan!
Linpeh : Diu la! no tisue how to wipe?
Me : Err ... use leaves la!!!
Linpeh : Mch! no leaves on the ground la! if wanna use leave kenot
climb tree naked ledi! Lu siao ar??!!
Me : Aiyaks! lidat ... lidat ... ermm
Linpeh : Diu! Faster help me think la!
Me : OH!! use money!!! you got one ringgit anot?
Linpeh : Got! Then?
Me : Use it to wipe la!
Linpeh : Use one ringgit to wipe?? U sure can anot??!!!
Me : Can la!!! last time my relative also done something lidis before
geh! trust me!
Linpeh : MCH! if you bruff me then u die!

Few minutes later I can see Linpeh emerges from the bush ... something
dont seems very right, the way hes walking is somehow wrong .... so i
got down of the car and asked him ...

Me : Oi your shit too hard your asshole koyakED izzit?
Linpeh : No lah! this time my shit soft soft sticky sticky one! got
undigested taugeh sommo!
Me : Then why u walk lidat wan??
Linpeh : Niahma! all thanks to you la!
Me : Why me?
Linpeh : You asked me to use one Ringgit to wipe my ass lar diu!
Me : Yar ... dint that do the trick? If one ringgit not enuff then u
use 2 ringgit la!
Linpeh : Mahai!!! 2 Ringgit??!! I where got so much coins??!!!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Rain or No Rain???


Rain or No Rain???
Originally uploaded by Steventsc
I took this photo this afternoon from my BB's place when it just started to rain!!!

The right side of the photo is raining heavily while the left side is all bright and sunny!!! At my location it was just beginning to drizzle.

In the end the rain clouds came over but only lasted for a very short while :P

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

KL And Melaka Trip

Hehehehehe I've been at KL since 14 July..... Suppose to visit my BB and have a trip down to Melaka, and be back in JB by today... (18 July). Slight change of plans though. So I might be stuck in KL until Friday 20 July. This is so that I can accompany my BB back to JB on Friday itself.

The trip to Melaka was quite interesting. I haven't been to Melaka for like almost 10 years.... so the first thing we had was the famous Chicken Rice balls. Yummy!!

We actually stayed at a "resort" like place.... Too bad I didn't take any pictures of the place. Its quite a OK place, and it more of an apartment more than a room... meaning there's a kitchen, fridge, a master bedroom with attached bathroom and a separate room with a common bathroom. Would be nice for 2 to 3 couples or 4 to 6 people. Its called Paradise Resort or something like that la..... Don't expect 4 or 5 star hotel standard but its really a nice place for groups or couples to stay at. And don't as k me the price coz a friend got the voucher to stay for free from a membership scheme thingy..... ;)

I DID take a few photos in Melaka and will post them up as soon as I can get it out from the XD card.... coz just realised that the card reader at my BB's place is short of a USB cable!!!! :)

I miss my "daughter" terribly.... According to my mom, QQ is also getting all "hyper" and barking in the middle of the night whenever she hears noise from a car or from outside the house after not seeing me for so many days. For those who still don't know, my daughter is a Golden Retriever named QQ. That's why my mom's bugging me to go home sooner so that QQ will not bark in the middle of the night and disturb her sleep.

Back in KL I visited all the places that I know I wouldn't visit again in the near future. Most of them were shopping complexes. Let me see..... I went to Plaza Lowyat ( where I got my webcam and a S-Video to component cable ), Berjaya Times Square, KLCC, Mid Valley Megamall, Ikea, Ikano, The Curve and even watched Harry Potter - the Order of Phoenix at Cathay Cineleisure. BTW the Cineleisure building here looks very similar to the one in Singapore from the outside. Just that its bigger here with more levels and more shop lots.

Hahahah gotta go now..... Will update more when I have the chance!!!!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Collagr.com

You guys need to check out this site. Especially if you use Flickr for most of your photo storage.

This site basically converts all the photos you have in Flickr which are listed as public into a collage of wallpaper so that you can use it anywhere.

They do not embed any codes, so you have to use the right click "save as" method to download and subsequently upload the collage. But its cool, and according to the site, more features will come soon.

The Story of a New Family Member

It was just another typical day in the washroom. Doggie (Yes, Doggie is my toothbrush holder) was just hanging around with his toothbrush when.....



He heard a voice calling out to him.....

"Pssss.....pssss..... you hear me?"

"Yes..... who's that???" a very nervous Doggie asked.














"Its me Zebra lah (Zebra's my mom's toothbrush holder)..... Have you heard the latest news?"

"What's that?"

"We're gonna have a new family member amongst us soon!!!!


"Wow!!! Who could it be?"

"I don't know..." Zebra replied. "We just have to wait till she come in later. Yes, I've heard that its gonna be a 'she'!!!! "

"Alright!!!!" exclaimed Doggie. "Its been sometime since I've seen a female toothbrush holder - apart from you!!!!

Oh....wait....here she comes!!!!"


"Hi everyone.... My name's Hippo.... I'm sorta new here. Actually I'm here to hold Miss Ann's toothbrush."

"Ah..... You mean Steven's BB right? Hahahahaha and I was wondering when he was gonna get a holder for the poor toothbrush lying on the shelf." replied Doggie.

"Yeap.... nice colour you have there Hippo... All bright and pinky!!!! Anyway, welcome!! Now you are officially one of us!!!" said Zebra

"Thanks everyone.... oh... shhhhh.... someone's coming!!!!"

And they all lived happily ever after!!!! OH.. Once again.... Welcome to our home Hippo and my BB!!! :)

Friday, July 13, 2007

2 Advertisements I Came Across

This first one is from Durex - the trusted brand for male contraception!!! A simple yet effective message! LOL!!



This is from Mercedes Benz - boasting about the 8 airbags in their S Class series of cars. Sigh... what I wouldn't give to have THOSE airbags!!!!




Quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Yes, its the weekly re-run of Grey's Anatomy. This week they are showing the "summary" episodes for the season - "Straight to the Heart"

"Has it occurred to you that despite the adulterous bitch that I am, I may still be the love of your life?"

Yes, the ironies of life.

"Sometimes you get what you want, sometimes you don't. And sometimes you get something in between."

Yep.... that's life....

"Seriously..... " :D

Thursday, July 12, 2007

As Zewt As It Gets: Orgasm comparison

Ok maybe you people need to read the blog post at the end 1st. Basically the post is about orgasm and how for a guy, an orgasm with his wife is not different from orgasm with say, another young babe.

I do agree that an orgasm IS JUST THAT. An orgasm. It is, I quote from the post,
"the same feeling of having cum rushing out your dickhead just like how nature intended it to be. So cum rushing out from a man’s dickhead into his wife’s v-g-g or a young babe’s v-g-g is still… cum rushing out from a man’s dickhead."
For me, the difference would be the process. To put it simply: There are many ways that one could have, let's say, RM100,000. You can earn it, you can win it in a lottery or lucky draw, or you can even rob a bank or shop for it. The end result would be strictly the same, i.e. you will end up with RM100,000. But in the process of "acquiring" the RM100,000 did you break any laws? Would you be able to spend that money legally and with a clear conscience?

Its the same as the orgasm. No doubt I CAN have orgasms with different women and THE orgasm may be the SAME. But I can safely say that I have had the orgasms with a clear conscience, and all of them were (up till today at least) done in a tasteful, wonderful and enjoyable process!!!!! ;)

Check out the post here : As Zewt As It Gets: Orgasm comparison

More Sex for Better Health!!!

"Like other muscles, the vagina is a “use it or lose it” organ." - Dr. Gail Saltz

Hehehehe!!!! I wonder how many from the fairer sex will agree with this quote!!! But then again, its from a doctor, so it can't be THAT far wrong!!!!

And according to an article from iVillage,
  • Sex is a great form of exercise. (I think most people know this - anyone who had sex without breaking out a sweat is either not enjoying it or not giving everything into it) On average an 1/2 hour sex session will help you burn 150 calories. (then 1 hour = 300 calories? Honey you up for it???)
  • During sex pulse rate go up to about 150 beats per min. It also works the muscles in the following areas : pelvis, thighs, buttocks, arms and neck (Hmmmm....)
  • Sex is good for the entire cardiovascular system. A 2001 study reveals that men who has sex 3 times a week will cut the risk of stroke or heart attack in half because it helps in lowering the levels of stress!!! (Honey.... I know you won't want me to have a heart attack right?)
  • Orgasm is caused by the hormone oxytocin, which in turn helps releases endorphins, which are natural pain killers for headaches, arthritis and menstrual pains. (You help me when I have headaches and I'll help when you have your menstrual pains ok?)
  • During sex DHEA is produced. This hormone is important for boosting your immune system, keeping your skin healthy, improving your ability to think clearly and even preventing depression. And with every orgasm, its level increases by a bit!! (That book "How to have Multiple Orgasms" is becoming VERY handy ;))
  • Ejaculating helps to prevent prostate cancer!!!! Apparently the prostate concentrates various chemicals which includes some carcinogens during semen production. So periodically "getting rid" of the concentrated stuff is a good idea. (yes, TFK might help here too)
  • The oxytocin mentioned earlier helps to increase your attraction to your mate and your desire to have sex. So the more you have sex, the more you want it!!! (yeah baby!!!)
AND while on the topic of the "goodness" of sex, I got this in my email today.


LOL!!!! I don't think this is entirely accurate though. Maybe just someone's rough idea of how much calories would be used.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

"PuKi Mak U Lah!!!!"

Taxi driver: "Where to go?"

Passenger : "Near Banday Sunway, there's a Jalan..... Puki Mak U Lah!!!"

Taxi driver : "Don't anyhow swear at me OK???? You think I don't understand Malay?"

Passenger: "No no no..... THAT'S the NAME of the Jalan that I want to go!!!!!!"

Taxi driver : "*&&^$%^#%&*(&!!!"


And to prove it, here!!!! LOL!!!!!




Hahahaha to be honest I found this post here. If the person found this jalan by himself, then all credits should go to him!!! I just modified the text a little!!!! :P

EDIT: Just heard that the picture might be a fake, i.e. a PS-ed version. But anyone knows for sure????


Quote of the Day

"Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm a lazy man!!!! So I guess progress will have to be made by me huh..... LOL!!!!! :P

New 7 Wonders Of The World!!

Oh well, apparently other than the SOS Live Earth Concerts (which I will blog about on another day) which were going on over 7 continents on 070707, this was also the day which the new 7 wonders of the world was announced in Lisbon. Oh well, of those finalists that I voted for, only 1 did not get in. Which is to say, 5 of the seven finalists I voted for became the new 7 wonders of the world!!!! Cool eh??? :P

So for those that were UNAWARE of this, (and off hand I could easily point out at least 5 people who won't know about this - my girl being one of them :D) here's the list of the new 7 wonders of the world!!!










Chichén Itzá, Mexico Petra, Jordan












The Roman Colosseum, Italy Machu Picchu, Peru











The Great Wall, China Christ Redeemer, Brazil




Taj Mahal, India






If you went to the official page to check out the finalist, you will be surprised as the Pyramid of Giza, Egypt did not make the cut. The other one which I voted for was Angkor Wat, Cambodia.

Now they are accepting nominations for the 7 Nature Wonders of the World. I've no doubt that the Grand Canyon will be there, most probably the Dead Sea, Great Barrier Reef, etc!!!!!